Fridaynightsky

Okay, laughing time.

Elizabeth is being laced into a corset
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming?
Elizabeth: It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
(sees Jack being chased)
Will Turner: Never mind! Let's go!

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack Sparrow: (to Elizabeth) You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing at all. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Davey Jones: Can you live with yourself Jack? Can you live with condemning an innocent man - a friend - to a life of solitude?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I'm good with it.

Norrington: My God. You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.

Oh my Miko. (: I love Pirates of the Carribean.