Friday, May 05, 2006

What stopped me from SS, and started me laughing like mad? THIS:

Me: Faizzah's Hospital for Mental Cases
Me: FHMC
Me: Not bad. Lol.
Fiza: hmmm. COOOOOL! =)
Me: And then. Your alter ego's Nurul's Hospital for the Mentally Stable
Me: LOL
Me: NHMS.
Me: Haha. Sounds like a university.
Fiza: lol. mentally stable.
Fiza: awwww.
Me: Must contrast what.
Me: Your so called ALTER EGO.
Fiza: Hahahaha. Keyword: So-called.
Me: Lol. YEAH YEAH.
Me: So there is FO/NO opening the FHMC, and NHMS respectively.
Me: Whens the red ribbon ceremony?
Me: Ah. I know!
Me: On the day Nf & Ozy is being released into cinemas worldwide by the renowned 20th Century!
Fiza: Err.
Fiza: You're driving me mad -.-
Me: Yay.
Me: Oh. That gives me an idea.
Fiza: Oh, another one?!
Me: For the first week the hospitals begin to operate, Faizzah & Nurul would stay in their own hospital, catered by the hospital's very own doctors, to prove that, yes, the FHMC and NHMS does cater to their patients every need! (:
Fiza: Hahahahahaha. Catering reminds me of foooooood :P
Me: When interviewed, Faizzah O revealed that the FHMC houses a total of 100 cells, each cell equiped with a television, a bed, a wardrobe, a dresser and their very own mini fridge. One of a kind, the FHMC would definitely be every mental patient's choice. (:
Me: Lol.
Me: Omg i so gonna blog abt this tmr.
Fiza: lol. eh i loike!
Fiza: You better! [:
Me: Nurul O, her counterpart, adds that NHMS would be situated right next to FHMC, to make sure that doctors are on hand to move any patients who are well to their hospital, so that the patients does not get infected once more. She also adds that the NHMS has high tech facilities, and its more advanced than any other hospital in the world.
Fiza: Hmph. How come my alter ego gets more glam than I do -.-
Fiza: All I got was a mini fridge.
Me: NHMS is for MENTALLY STABLE people, while yours are for Mentals. Puh lease, why do mental people need so many stuff? They're obviously just stuck in their own world.
Fiza: I know, but since it's MY hospital, no harm making it more vogue what. Lmao!

Lol. K! And Politics. So funny! Coincidentally, WF was talking abt 3E being the Government this morning:

Fiza: Hahahahaha. Great, just great. What's more ridiculous than seeing your ex-classmate being on TV, gathering supporters.
Me: I'll be laughing my ass off.
Fiza: Exactly. I'll be going like, "OMG LEGEND!"
Me: YA. And then we'll vote for him.
Me: And laugh like siao when he wins.
Fiza: Yeah [:
Fiza: At least he knows he has the support of 40 of his former friends - US!
Fiza: Yay Legend!
Me: LOL! Legendddddddd.
Me: Legendd gonna's do his hand thingy as his flag, lol.
Me: You know that pointing finger thing.
Fiza: Yeah! HAHAHAHA.
Me: OMG. What if Legend becomes Prime Minister! My god.
Fiza: OMG.
Me: He's gonna do that and go, for freedom and justice! Lol.
Fiza: Lol.
Fiza: Legend as Prime Minister. Hmm, food for thought! [:
Me: LOL! You'll probably choke on your food.
Fiza: Hahahahahaha. Thank God I just finished dinner.
Fiza: Legend as Prime Minister, he'll probably make more holidays! Yay.
Me: Oh yeah, and make him declare 13th April as 3C day.
Me: Lol.
Fiza: Yeah! [: And the rest of Singapore will be wondering why, but still they celebrate. Lol.
Me: YA! Every 3Cian of 2006 will celebrate and the rest of Singapore would celebrate with us cos they have a holiday.
Me: Lol.
Fiza: Oh man. I can so imagine the Cabinet or the Parliament lah! Lol.
Me:It'll probably be.. wierd. With Yong Jie as Prime Minister.
Me: OH. Wait till Huan Wen joins Yong Jie in the Parliament. LOL.
Me: I can just imagine Huan Wen falling asleep in meetings. Lol.
Fiza: Alamak! HW will just be sleeping.
Fiza: Hahahahahahahaha.
Me: Must declare Sleeping Day! By Huan wen.
Fiza: I was just about to say that!
Fiza: He'll be the one issueing more holidays for him to sleep.
Me: haha. BEAT YOU TO IT.
Me: Yeah. And sadly we're not in sch anymore.
Fiza: Yeah.
Me: OH, and Mr Tchen would be Senior Minister le. Lol.
Fiza:Alamak man. Senior Minister, more like Minister Mentor.
Me: Lol. Ok..
Fiza: Hahahahaha. It's funny trying to imagine our class as the Parliament.
Fiza: Hmm. Let's see. [:
Me: Lol! Whole govt would be turned upside down.
Me: There'll be band playing, etc.
Fiza: Hahahahahahahaha.
Fiza: What nonsense.
Fiza: But nothing beats Sohail being in the Government.
Fiza: Or Lim Pon for that matter.
Me: ..
Me: Lim Pon! OMG.
Me: I can hardly imagine the disaster thats gonna befall the whole of singapore!
Me: And Tania! She'll probably built ice skating rinks in every single corner of space that is available in Singapore!
Fiza: Oh yes. She told me once in Chem Lab that if she were to be in the Govt, she'd do exactly what you just said.
Fiza: So Tania is a no-no in the govt. She ain't welcomed [:
Me: YEA! Kicked out.
Fiza: Lol.

TA DA! OUR CONVERSATION that kept us from studying SS. At least I studied Merger & Seperation last night, haha. And it came out. Today arh, everyone was studying Northern Ireland and Sri Lanka lor. Then when 3C can open the paper that time, you could hear all the "Shit"s going around the class. Lol.

Just went to PP with Sele, Jasmine, MS and Cheryl. Was kinda bored la. They went to Topshop and I was ultra bored there. Hmm. And MS said I looked troubled cos I was so quiet. Lol. (: Oh well. Bored ma, what to do.

Walking home just now, I was listening to my music la. I was walking past this uncle holding the long wooden poles for construction stuff, and he suddenly dropped the poles and smiled and stared at me. Then I was like. Er.. and smiled back, instinctively stepping back, and nearly got knocked down by my mother's car. Haha.


She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I'm sleeping on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door

P.S. And Fiza, the first line so suits you. (:

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